Dutch Horror Story: trying to find your bike in a 500+ bicycle parking station
Dutch Horror Story, the Sequel: you’ve found your bike but it’s crammed in between like 10 other bikes
Or in my case: you’ve found your bike but it’s on the ground, one tire is flat, your light is broken and your wheel is standing the wrong way
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes